I WAS IN MY SHOWER WHILE SPOTIFY WAS PLAYING AND AFTER LIKE 15 SECONDS OF SILENCE I HEAR THE AD GUY SCREAMING “HELLO THERE SPOTIFY LISTENER” AND I THOUGHT IT WAS SOMEONE IN MY BATHROOM AND I NEARLY FELL OVER
The content that I post about will change depending on my mood. May be triggering.
21-year-old female college student dealing with major (recurrative) depression, self-harm, anxiety, self-loathing and insomnia.
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this is just about the greatest thing i’ve ever seen
WHY DO PEOPLE STILL CALL IT ‘FUCK MARRY KILL’ WHEN ‘BED WED AND DEAD’ IS SO MUCH BETTER
One After the Other
Pick a flower to hold until it breaks.
Pick up a rock just to throw it away.
I cherished your love but you broke our bond.
I picked you up only to push you away.
Juggalos of OkCupid Are Here to Win Over Your Heart (Or Your Soul) [Click for more]
Thanks to the internet, specifically Okcupid Juggalos, we now know that our true loves are out there, lurking, patiently waiting to murder us into tiny little pieces. You can’t spell true love without hatchet. Well, you can, but that’s not the point. The point is Juggalos love dead bodies and they want you to know.
Is benedict cumberbatch unintentionally doing the vlog brothers sign here?
What is happening…where is this from…people don’t just UNINTENTIONALLY do the Nerdfighter sign…either he was told to do this or…or…
OR HE IS A NERDFIGHTER, HANK. (Source.)
I remember Meg’s story very clearly. She was in love with a man before Hercules. When he died, she sold her soul to Hades just to bring the man back to life. Once he was alive again, he left Meg for another woman, even though she gave up her soul for him. Of course this would scar Meg, which was why she couldn’t trust men, especially with her heart. Disney used to be so deep and meaningful, what happened?
let me tell you this
if Cas and Jimmy were twins
Dean’ll easily tell the difference between them
and let me tell you something else
he wouldn’t be attracted to Jimmy
Sam: You know Cas, you’ve got some nice firm tomatoes there. Need any help?
Castiel: I would very much enjoy you aiding me in spreading my seed around.
Dean: Back that hoe up Sammy, that moist soil is where I plant my cucumber.
Reblog if you have an imaginary life inside your head
hundred and hundreds of AUs
I can’t believe Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome, bought tumblr
Well I’ll be dimmadamned.
If you’re having a bad day, just remember that the Raptor sounds from Jurassic Park were actually a recording of turtles having sex
Also, just remember that Tom Hiddleston can make that noise on command…
I will now never look at Jurassic Park the same way again.